Sunday, January 30, 2011

Why would you #Jointhedarkside?

Always nice to see what the #Sithizens have to say about my favourite topic, the Dark Side of the Force! I had asked why you would #Jointhedarkside and here's what you had to say...














Thursday, November 18, 2010

Excellent. Everything is going as planned.

SithSarcasm has reached it's 2000th follower on Twitter, and in honour of this special occasion, let's have a celebration! Jawa Juice is on me! 

At the end of the summer, I had created a Star Wars parody account poking fun at the different aspects of the Star Wars universe with a Sith Spin. Originally going by the username @SithEmpirePR, before changing it to @SithSarcasm because of the flood of Star Wars PR accounts. 

It took a few months, but here we are 2000 stalkers later! I would like to thank all of my fans and supporters who replied, RT'd and enjoyed all my jokes on Twitter. Thank you and remember...#Jointhedarkside.

Monday, October 4, 2010

Remember Chewbacca Day

On October 5th, 1999 the novel "Vector Prime" was realeased and the first of the New Jedi Order series in the Star Wars expanded universe setting off one of the best stories in the saga and introducing the evil group known as the Yuuzhan Vong, it was a four year war from 25 ABY to 29 ABY

The story also brought death of Han Solo's beloved sidekick and co-pilot Chewbacca.


Sob sob.


Actually it's not so bad when you put in perspective...I mean look at Ol' Yeller. They shot him because he...well I don't know why they shot him, but Chewie died because a moon fell on him.


It took a freaking moon to kill Chewie! Not a space station! A Moon! 


The badass yet incredibly emo Yuzzhan Vong (the more they cut themselves, the higher they get in society), used a dovin basal to pull the smallest of Sernpidal's two moons, Dobido, into the planet. The planet Chewie was on.


Rest in peace you fuzzball


Remember Chewbacca .

Return of the Jesus.

And you thought ROTJ stood for something else...

Love is the same throughout the universe

I found this to be so silly, I had to re-post it.